{"id":1253,"date":"2016-01-04T13:29:02","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T13:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nikola-breznjak.com\/blog\/?p=1253"},"modified":"2016-01-04T13:34:02","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T13:34:02","slug":"friend-on-a-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nikola-breznjak.com\/blog\/miscellaneou\/friend-on-a-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"Friend on a hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Below is my submission for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bug.hr\/\">Bug<\/a> writing competition in original Croatian, and in my best attempt to translate to English (fixes are welcome). However, they must have thought I was joking or something, and they didn&#8217;t even take a look at it. Anyways, here&#8217;s a story with my 1+ year experience with my Fitbit:<\/p>\n<p>English version:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We formed our friendship just before you wrote the article &#8220;Me in numbers&#8221; in your Bug magazine. That made me happy because you assured me that I&#8217;m a successful trend followed, like any real gadget enthusiast.<\/p>\n<p>I wear it on my wrist, and it doesn&#8217;t bother me any second of my 8-hour work on my other Friend &#8211; Computer, but we won&#8217;t talk about him now because after all this isn&#8217;t his 5 minutes of fame.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, I wouldn&#8217;t want to label him as a mere piece of hardware, because, in a very short period that I own him, he became my Friend Hardware.<\/p>\n<p>Not only does he count the number of steps I make in a day, but he also counts my total sleeping time. His friend Application (which, btw, works great on any worthwhile mobile phone or browser) shows me which period of time I was restless during the sleep, and with this, I can see the quality of my sleep and the time it took me to fall to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>It also allows me to enter the data about the food that I eat, the amount of water that I drink, and my current desired weight. Based on my activity, it calculates how many calories I spend, and how much more would I have to burn to stay in the fitness beast mode &#8211; bye bye personal trainers.<\/p>\n<p>Hardware vibration mode wakes me up in the morning at the time allocated in the Application, so that I don&#8217;t wake up my child and wife early in the morning at 5 AM when I go for a run before work. Hardware sends me weekly accomplishments via the Application and it shows me how I stack up against my other &#8220;living&#8221; friends.<\/p>\n<p>My FitBit Flex &lt;3<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Original Croatian version:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Mi smo oformili na\u0161e prijateljstvo taman prije nego \u0161to ste Vi u Bugu imali temu &#8220;Ja u brojkama&#8221;. To me razveselilo jer ste mi time potvrdili da uspje\u0161no pratim trendove kao svaki pravi gadget entuzijast.<\/p>\n<p>Nosim ga oko svog zape\u0161\u0107a i ne smeta mi ni trenutka u mojih 8 sati rada za mojim drugim prijateljem Ra\u010dunalom, ali sada ne\u0107emo o njemu jer je to ipak njegovih 5 minuta.<\/p>\n<p>Prije svega, ne bih htio da se njega oslovljava samo kao neki obi\u010dni hardware, jer je on u kratkom roku \u0161to ga imam postao moj prijatelj Hardver.<\/p>\n<p>Ne samo \u0161to mi mjeri broj koraka koje napravim u danu, ve\u0107 mi mjeri i ukupno vrijeme spavanja. Njegova prijateljica Applikacija (koja, usput budi re\u010deno, radi na svakom iole spomena vrijednom mobitelu ili browseru) mi omogu\u0107uje uvid u period kad sam bio nemiran tokom sna, te time mogu vidjeti kvalitetu sna i vrijeme koje mi je bilo potrebno da zaspim.<\/p>\n<p>Tako\u0111er mi omogu\u0107uje da unesem podatke o hrani koju jedem, koli\u010dini vode koju popijem, te svojoj trenutnoj i \u017eeljenoj te\u017eini. Ovisno o mojoj aktivnosti ra\u010duna koliko kalorija potro\u0161im, te koliko bi jo\u0161 morao da ostanem u fitness beast modu &#8211; bye bye osobni treneri.<\/p>\n<p>Hardver me ujutro budi laganim vibriranjem u vrijeme zadano u Aplikaciji, tako da ne probudim svoje dijete i \u017eenu ujutro u 5 sati kad idem tr\u010dati prije posla. Hardver mi preko Aplikacije tjedno \u0161alje email sa pregledom postignu\u0107a za pro\u0161li tjedan a i prikazuje mi koliko sam dobar u odnosu na druge &#8220;\u017eive&#8221; prijatelje.<\/p>\n<p>Moj FitBit Flex &lt;3<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, btw, the strap broke after more than a year of non-stop usage (showers included), but I bought a cheap replacement on eBay and it&#8217;s holding up just fine&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Friend?src=hash\">#Friend<\/a> on a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/hand?src=hash\">#hand<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fitbit?src=hash\">#fitbit<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QiGaU2I4q3\">https:\/\/t.co\/QiGaU2I4q3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nikola Bre\u017enjak (@HitmanHR) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HitmanHR\/status\/684004480401162241\">January 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Below is my submission for the Bug writing competition in original Croatian, and in my best attempt to translate to English (fixes are welcome). 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